I found this and thought it would be a good guide to share with all my friends!
I Hope these words of wisdom will keep you from sleeping with Fido!
Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
| | OKAY, SLIIGHTLY OUT OF THE DANGER ZONE BUT YOU MAY ASK THE DOG TO MAKE ROOM FOR YOU | SHEW! THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE, YOU MAY BE ON THE COUCH BUT YOU WONT BE IN THE DOG HOUSE! | |
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